jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

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theperfectstyles:

ϟ Harry Styles + jokes [links]

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stoned-levi:

And that is how you shop. I just wanted to share this valuable method of money saving with you all.

Here’s the link to that one photo I used: [x]

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health-fitness-food-humour:

Sculpt Session For Abs and Glutes - source

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I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that.

I won’t beg someone to love me. I learned long ago that there is no use in hopeless pleas of trying to make someone stay. I am too good to chase someone who does not know my worth and I am too wild to keep waiting for someone who doesn’t acknowledge my value. I want to be loved unconditionally. I shouldn’t have to fight so hard for it. I do not have the time to prove to someone that I am worth it. I shouldn’t have to prove any of that; I am worth more than that.

mingdliu-deactivated20210422:

Ming D. Liu, A Story A Day #138 

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1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.


alex-gaskarth-take-my-virginity:
“ The fox has the right idea
”

alex-gaskarth-take-my-virginity:

The fox has the right idea

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piefacemcgee:

protowilson:

jaaackery:

LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF AUSTRALIAN POLITICS

Rebloggin’ again.

I love his indignant “oh come
on“ in the last frame.

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khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

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kittenstyles:

everyone is a niall girl at heart 

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